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Wang Jangler 

1. A tool used as a whisk to mix ingredients during cooking.

2. A prostitute.
1. "Have you seen my wang jangler?"

2. "I oughtta smack the shit outta that wang jangler for sneakin' cash behind my ass!"
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wang jangler 

the product of adorning ones wang with festive seasonal accouterments (bells, holly, garland etc.)
Dennis: I can't wait for the office holiday party this evening

Petra: Me neither

Dennis: I have been selecting multiple items from the Hobby Lobby so that I can show off me wang jangler

Petra: Neat, I am down with your wang jangler....
wang jangler by cornfritter December 23, 2010

Wang Jangler 

One who jangles his wang
get outta the bath room stop jangling your wang you wang jangler

Wang Jangler 

One who jangles their wang
Man get out of the bathroom quit jangling your wang you wang jangler

Wang Jangle

A saying made by the you-tuber: YouSuckAtCooking, which means to mix together.
He often uses this phrase instead of saying mix/stir .
"ya now you just gonna, want to wang jangle all that together."
Wang Jangle by KarateCandy12 October 24, 2018

wang jangle

To stir or mix
I'm just going go ahead and wang jangle this potato salad.
wang jangle by dub-a-lub-a-dub-dub November 8, 2015

Wang-jangle 

verb
1. To stir or mix the ingredients of a recipe
2. To position or maneuver.
3. To acquire or obtain.
It was a tight fit, but we managed to wang-jangle the sofa into the apartment

I might be able to wang-jangle some extra money from my dad
Wang-jangle by Smuggler719 December 2, 2015
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