wang jangler

the product of adorning ones wang with festive seasonal accouterments (bells, holly, garland etc.)

Dennis: I can't wait for the office holiday party this evening

Petra: Me neither

Dennis: I have been selecting multiple items from the Hobby Lobby so that I can show off me wang jangler

Petra: Neat, I am down with your wang jangler....

by cornfritter December 22, 2010

Wang Jangler

1. A tool used as a whisk to mix ingredients during cooking.

2. A prostitute.

1. "Have you seen my wang jangler?"

2. "I oughtta smack the shit outta that wang jangler for sneakin' cash behind my ass!"

by somestupiddegenerate January 01, 2018

Wang Jangler

One who jangles his wang

get outta the bath room stop jangling your wang you wang jangler

by The wang jangler May 23, 2022

Wang Jangler

One who jangles their wang

Man get out of the bathroom quit jangling your wang you wang jangler

by The wang jangler May 23, 2022