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walrus punch

Ok.... Similar to donkey punch, but works a little differently:

(wôlrs, wl- pnch)
tr.v. walrus punched, walrus punch·ing, walrus punch·es

A sharp blow of the fist administered by a man to a woman's stomach immediately after getting his cock sucked off after she tastes his man juice, forcing the cum out the womans nostrils, giving her the appearance of adorning walrus tusks.
"Ok dude, I know she don't look that pretty in tha face, but she's real prissy n' preppy, and this freshmen is just a little too innocent and full'u herself... But she's all ova'ya, so play it smooth for the rest'a the evening, and when she's ready to do the wild thang with ya, suprise her halfway through, and give her what she *really* needs, a good hard walrus punch!"
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walrus punch

when a slut is suckin yo dick, and starts to swallow your load, you karate chop her throat and the jizz comes out of her nose like walrus tusks
my bitch was goin down and using too much teeth so i set her straight with a well timed walrus punch.
walrus punch by beaver July 10, 2003

walrus punch

when some chick is sucking your dick, and right and right when you bust you punch her in the stomach
walrus punch by crazywhores April 30, 2003

walrus punch

1.(n)- similar to donkey punch, this maneuver entails a homoerotic encounter between any animate male and a hugely obese man with a large bushy mustache, of course involving a stiff fist to the back of the head
2.(n) any physical violence to a large mustached fat man
"If I ever meet that Quaker Oat guy, I'm gonna walrus punch the hell out of him."
walrus punch by little timmy September 9, 2003

walrus punch

When you ram your entire head in a womens vagina.
B*tch was super kinky so I had to give her the 'ol walrus punch in the ham wallet.
walrus punch by k00ksta July 30, 2021

punch the walrus 

a play on the term break the seal
with punch replacing break and walrus replacing seal
subsequent urination throughout the night is known as slingshotting penguins
dude if u punch the walrus now you'll be sling-shotting penguins all night

Punching the Walrus 

Originally a termed used to describe a torture technique where a female hostage was repeatedly punched in the genitals to force a confession. Current use of the term is political obfuscation through simple and often contradictory responses to questions that have only one answer.
"The text of the President's press release was full of open ended responses, that didn't even address the reporter's question, he was really punching the walrus on that one."