Walk Like An Egyptian

In the 1980's, Osiris, the great and terrible Egyptian god of the dead, awakened from a centuries-old sleep to wreak vengeance on the modern, monotheistic world which had weakened him to a near-death state. He set about orchestrating a master plan which would make the world pay for his defeat. As his first order of business, he called his servant Anubis to his subterranean chamber, instructing him to go to earth and bring back four mortal souls. The jackal god returned with four souls, which Osiris possessed and named Susanna Hoffs, Debbi Peterson, Michael Steele and Vicki Peterson. With his telekinetic powers, he returned them to earth, where they wrote a song proclaiming the power of the Egyptian gods. It climbed the charts and hooked many listeners. But the song contained an evil curse, a curse that took hold of the listener's mind for decades on end. Soon everyone was hopelessly obsessed with the song, humming it on street corners and in public restrooms. Even today, to speak the accursed name of the song spells doom. So be careful; respect Osiris and his assortment of half-animal courtiers. If you don't, you could be the next victim.

-Hey Charlie. Let's listen to some music.
-Okay Joanna. How about this? Walk like an Egyptian.
-Charlie, NO!!
-Praise Osiris!

Walk Like An Egyptian by Charles Mc September 20, 2007

Walk Like An Egyptian

Making history.
Winning a battle or overcoming a challenge.
Getting things done in a quick, efficient, epic manner.
Talking the talk and being able to walk the walk.
A more sophisticated way to say git-r-done.

Derived from the Egyptians taking back control of their country between 25 January 2011 and 13 February 2011.

Announcer 1: TRAVIS PASTRANA! TRAVIS PASTRANA! Double back flip with a double pits to chesty!
Announcer 2: Yes, Mike! That is a man who can walk like an Egyptian!

Walk Like An Egyptian by E-519 February 28, 2011

Walk like an Egyptian

a phrase meaning to rebel or overthrow a particular power figure such as the uprising in Egypt against Hosni Mubarak

Person 1: Our government sucks man
Person 2: Yes it is time to Walk like an Egyptian!

Walk like an Egyptian by Adrenalyn920 February 28, 2011

walk like an egyptian

The consequences of a heavy night taking it up the cairo (see ass).

Thomas: Did you see King Farouk last night, he was walking just like an egyptian dare I say!

Webb: Yup! thats cos I took him repeatedly up the cairo last night.

walk like an egyptian by BastardFarouker December 14, 2004