When a black person, usually an entertainer or celebrity of some sort, finally realizes that mainstream (white) media will never see them as anything but black and that as soon as it finds a way to rob them of the recognition that they deserve, it will exploit it to the fullest.
A black person who finally understands that we do not live in a post-racial society, usually by experiencing the effects of covert and overt racism first hand.
Something that eventually happens to a new black.
A black person who finally understands that we do not live in a post-racial society, usually by experiencing the effects of covert and overt racism first hand.
Something that eventually happens to a new black.
Beyonce finally got her Negro Wake Up Call when she got thrown into the "Urban Contemporary" category at the Grammy's.
by Camellia_Blossom96 March 9, 2016
If you have a roommate that snores and keeps you awake, and you decide to take action, this is what you should do. You first start by straddling your roommate and squatting over their face, gingerly resting your testicles over each nostril. Then spread your ass cheeks and wait patiently for your roommate to wake-up due to lack of air. Once they have awaken you proceed to shit all over their face.
Eric- "Ross was snoring so loud last night i couldnt sleep so i gave him an Oklahoma Wake-up Call"
Marc- "hahaha!, did you tape it!?!?"
Marc- "hahaha!, did you tape it!?!?"
by Chaef-Aid February 16, 2010
Dude, I got so wasted last night and on top of that I received a nice mexican wake-up call courtesy of my neighbors.
by muckraker9000 April 8, 2009
You need find a random house, silently break into, locate random target, preferably female. When the target has been found, the aggressor then will be violently slapping with willy a victim over a face while she is sleeping. You are slapping her until she will wake up while singing "wake up call."
(Hotel reception, boss): "Do not forget to make a WAKE UP CALL in the morning!"
(Receptionist): "Do not worry, they will ake up with gladness!"
"You've just unleashed a WAKE UP CALL!"
(Receptionist): "Do not worry, they will ake up with gladness!"
"You've just unleashed a WAKE UP CALL!"
by Peter Vyzinkar September 24, 2008
by Elliot Offen Jr March 7, 2017
1) To be awakened by an excessive use of force.
2) To wake up to police/S.W.A.T. officers bursting through the door.
2) To wake up to police/S.W.A.T. officers bursting through the door.
by Mdamascus December 26, 2009
A morning wake-up call is when a man stands over a sleeping woman while masturbating. Right before he comes, he yells at the girl to wake up so she wakes up to a face full of semen.
by Emmzee March 22, 2008