A bunch of coronavirus paranoid dickhead s stockpiled all the toilet paper, now I have to waffle stomp my shit at home.
by CheesySoup March 5, 2020
When one poops in the shower, and stomps it down the drain with bare feet. making the poop into what looks like waffles
by MrBigglesworth1990 January 14, 2012
by Creamy santa January 21, 2017
An act that usually occurs at the United States Naval Academy, as the dorm rooms do not have toilets. Instead of “chopping” down the hall and running the risk of encountering a training sergeant, first-year students (plebes) will defecate in the shower and attempt to stomp their excrement down the waffle-shaped drain. Unfortunately, the putrid smell does not go away easily.
by Delta_Whiskey January 19, 2019
The act of pressing one's fecies through a slotted shower drain cover after douching one's anus in the shower in preparation for engaging in anal sex.
"Damn, man, you gotta get a removable shower drain cover. I just spent fifteen minutes waffle stomping my shit down the drain!"
by RobBobberts July 12, 2022
When you're a semi-big boy and you take a poo poo in the shower and stomp it with your wet foot down the drain. This most commonly occurs in schools, but some retards even do it at home.
Disabled swim coach: Well what the kids are doing now is this thing called waffle-stomping, where they stick a turd on the shower drain and stomp it straight through... It drains straight to the pool... I've had to clean up 3 stomps this month.
Hall monitor Helen: Ay, no running you cock sucker.
Hall monitor Helen: Ay, no running you cock sucker.
by Markosos G. October 5, 2018
Alex: "hey are drain is clogged again, do you know why?"
Thomas: "yeah i waffle stomped the drain"
Alex: "fucking faggot."
Thomas: "yeah i waffle stomped the drain"
Alex: "fucking faggot."
by perons_01 October 7, 2018