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A mother that is also a professional school volunteer and takes it way too seriously. Often defined by her sassy casserole recipes and strong opposition to contributing to household income, volamoms should not be confused with soccer moms or parkie moms.
Though she typically holds a high office, she is not even closely related to the standard hardworking PTA mom. She is more powerful and less fashion-forward.
One of the most significant characteristics of a volamom is her nonexistent sense of humor. Everything in her world is profoundly businesslike, complex, and committee-oriented.
Volamoms are very common in the Park Cities area of Dallas, Texas.
Though she typically holds a high office, she is not even closely related to the standard hardworking PTA mom. She is more powerful and less fashion-forward.
One of the most significant characteristics of a volamom is her nonexistent sense of humor. Everything in her world is profoundly businesslike, complex, and committee-oriented.
Volamoms are very common in the Park Cities area of Dallas, Texas.
volamom by blog.peoplenewspapers.com November 28, 2007
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volam
1. v. Slang
To exert a tremendous, and complicated, amount of effort at cheating a system for very little reward.
2. n. Slang
The act of committing a complicated attempt at cheating a system for very little reward.
To exert a tremendous, and complicated, amount of effort at cheating a system for very little reward.
2. n. Slang
The act of committing a complicated attempt at cheating a system for very little reward.
1. v. Mrs. Barker tried to volam her grocery store by stealing 200 hundred 'snackpack' coupons to buy pudding for free, but got caught when it turned out the coupons had expired.
2. n. Karl Rove felt stupid after his volam totally failed to get Bart Simpson voted President of the United States as yet another joke on the American people.
2. n. Karl Rove felt stupid after his volam totally failed to get Bart Simpson voted President of the United States as yet another joke on the American people.
volam by f. chong rutherford June 30, 2006
tyler vonlanken
Tyler Vonlanken is a tall but skinny kid he will try at every sport he does even if he knows he doesn't have a chance he isn't about to give up on anything and will listen to anyone problems he won't ever want to hurt anyone feelings he can get a little cocky every now and then but in the end he will still tell you good game he is very athletic and also a smart ass he will joke with you every chance he gets and have fun he can get along with about everyone he is still a good friend and if any of his friends need something he will try his best to get it for them he pushes really hard but he always thinks he can do better
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