porno volume

When you live in an apartment the volume you play porno at so your neighbors won't hear your tv.

Last night I had to set my iPad to porno volume so the hot chick in the next apartment didn't hear.

by El MATTO del MORTE December 10, 2013

Black Volume

Term coined in reference to how black people generally indulge dialogue at a higher volume, than Caucasian counterparts.

A: So why was residence security called?
B: Because the black people were at 3am talking on their phones in corridors, music, general black volumes of talking etc . . .

by aiPod February 1, 2008

Volume Chumping

The act performed by a caucasian who is driving while loudly listening to a tight hip-hop jam, but suddenly approaches a stop sign or red light. If the driver notices a black person within close proximity, he/she will attempt to subtly turn down the volume. This volume adjustment is done to avoid the uncomfortable feeling of the black person noticing that the driver is just another cracker trying to be down, but failing miserably.

Once James pulled up to an intersection and saw the potential for his cover to be blown, he started volume chumping to minimize his exposure.

by Snocap November 16, 2006

People of volume

Fat people or as they like to be called, "plus sized"

plus sized? Nah, I prefer saying people of volume

by TornadoGordo October 24, 2019

volume ADD

The insistence that the volume need be changed constantly for no apparent reason other than to change the volume.

Joseph: Dude, my mom wouldn't stop changing the volume in the car.
Robert: She must be volume ADD.

by DoesntAfraidOfAnything November 26, 2009

volume nazi

A person who insists that the volumn is too loud . Usually the above posseses the remote control . Also playing with the mute button to talk while a show is on.

Turn up the tv show you fuckin volume nazi. And shut the fuck up for a little while

by sasquatch luke March 30, 2007

Volume Control

The greatest game that ships on a Windows computer. It is classified as a game because it is located under the path:
Start>Programs>Accessories>Entertainment.

Nothing is more fit to entertain than Volume Control. The final boss of the game is Master Control at 100% volume. The game also includes secret bosses, such as treble and bass. Only *Advanced* players can find them.

Scoots: LoRes, want to play Halo?

LoRes: Nah, I'm leveling up in Volume Control... I'm in the Windows RG dungeon right now... Level 50 Wave Balance!

Scoots: Dammit!1!1 That's a winmen's game!

by LoRes August 5, 2008