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Vodkation 

Vodkation: A relaxing period away from everyday responsibilities made possible through the medicinal use of vodka.
"It's been a bitch of a week! I think I'll be taking a three day vodkation"
vodkapalegic Svedkast Absolunch Belvedinner
Vodkation by PLONKA! March 17, 2010
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Vodkation 

The inclusion of drinking Vodka into an activity. Or just drinking Vodka.
Last night we had a small Vodkation, everyone got plastered!
Vodkation by MunkyBizniss August 10, 2010

vocational paradigm shift

Job loss / being fired.

(as made famous by How I Met Your Mother, on CBS)
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Ted: "Well, after he proposed a vocational paradigm shift, I made an impromptu presentation using a four-pronged approach that really brought him to his knees."

Barney: "You hit him with a chair?"

Ted: "Yep."

vocation navigator 

A program for students to help them find true contentment in the workplace.
Have you read The Vocation Navigator Workbook?

Vocational Cattle 

Your co-workers that do absolutely NOTHING, and have no qualm about YOU doing their job.

Often filler for over inflated companies with too many employees.
Any given company suffers the 80/20 Rule. 20% of the people do 80% of the work. The rest are Vocational Cattle.

Tri-County Regional Vocational Technical High School

When the Name is a mouthful and you have to get up at 4 o'clock in the morning because you live an hour away from the school and you have school during blizzards because they have their own plowing system but all the other school around are closed. When the students are high then the grades and the teachers are even higher. teachers that take smoking breaks during class. when there are 4 fire drills in a week.
Tri-County Regional Vocational Technical High School

what students talk about at Tri-County.
"student- wheres he going
student2- hes going to smoke a cig."

Vodkagina 

When a womans vagina is too dry for sex from drinking too much Vodka. The Female version of whiskey dick
my girl be having some vodkagina yo.
Vodkagina by raven and ben August 11, 2010
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