virtubating

Needing to tell someone urgently how virtuous you are. Such as when you message someone you haven't talked to for years out of the blue to question them about their perspective on a topic, so you can sanctimoniously shove your feelings about it at them uninvited.

"I just received some virtubating texts from someone I haven't talked to in years."

by leavethishere November 1, 2021

Virtualing

Doing work for Virtual Enterprise/Virtual Business

Marc: Hey Matt, wanna hang out today?
Matt: No chance man. I was virtualing all night and I'm really tired.

by Virtualone October 29, 2010