a boy everyone wants to be. is usually very tall in height, and is very good at keeping a conversation going. Always knows how to make a girl smile. Is very athletic and tends to pretend that he is better than everyone else. Is very good looking, every girl wishes they could be lucky enough to date him.
by mhmn May 30, 2012
Vinton, also known as "The City of Lights," in reference to it's turn of the century downtown revamp project that installed a few thousand street lamps. Not only do they keep the streets lit, but also fools airlines into believing a runway is near. Just down the road from hickville, but not as far as bumfuck. Pronounced "vhen-hon" to all natives.
Don't blink, you might miss Vinton!
Is that an international airport? No, it's just Vinton.
That child is on cocaine! He must be from Vinton.
Is that an international airport? No, it's just Vinton.
That child is on cocaine! He must be from Vinton.
by Louisa Rohns March 7, 2007
i live out in Vinton, also known as the boon-docks.
by britty dee February 1, 2009
Tej: Ben has been seeing that Vinton Sarah Ali
Adam: I heard she was a proper Vinton
Tej: Ben must be a Vinton too if he's with her
Adam: I heard she was a proper Vinton
Tej: Ben must be a Vinton too if he's with her
by Addrak1 October 5, 2016
Whereby one masturbates with one hand and uses the other to finger their own arse hole. There's a variety of effective positions such as the downward dog and one where legs are up in the air allowing easy access to said region - personal favourite. Lube is recommended.
"Hey man, my uncle walked in on me vintonating yesterday."
"Fuck thats rough mate, what position were u in?"
"Obviously downwards dog!"
"Fuck thats rough mate, what position were u in?"
"Obviously downwards dog!"
by phystdefos123 June 6, 2022
Person 1: Whats the name of that drop out factory in Iowa.
Person 2: Vinton Shellsburg dude.
Person 1: O right, my friend went their and got edumacated
Person 2: What?
Person 2: Vinton Shellsburg dude.
Person 1: O right, my friend went their and got edumacated
Person 2: What?
by Juana Beans November 13, 2009
A place where a bunch of lame ass red neck people get together and drink and learn to never have a future. Everyone here fucks their sister and or cousins. Never go to this small town or you will get aids or even die from loss of brain.
Look at them idiots over there you can tell they are from Vinton Louisiana because obviously they have no brain and all they ever do is drink nasty ass natural light.
Everyone that is trashy is from Vinton Louisiana
I fucked my sister and my cousin so I must be from Vinton Louisiana
Everyone that is trashy is from Vinton Louisiana
I fucked my sister and my cousin so I must be from Vinton Louisiana
by Sir No Fuck His Family September 1, 2011