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victarded 

One who acts very stupid, immature, and/or french. Often attributed to people who's family came from France and are a little slow to pick up on all things American.
"Hey guys have you heard that song Boom Boom Pow? its really cool, i heard it when i was in france."

"wow dont be victarded, that song came out like 5 years ago and only 13 year old girls like it."
victarded by steezbomb April 6, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
An Individual who resides in the socialist State of Victoria, Australia suffering acute Stockholm syndrome from 2020/21. They voted again for the people who locked them and their children in their homes for the most amount of time in the entire world and these crayon eaters all ended up catching Covid anyway. 🤷 ♂️ They think that because they had gone through the trauma in 2021 that they possibly couldn't be put through it again by the same person who organised the biosecurity so voted for him again in 2022. Unfortunately, once someone has tasted power they will use it again.
Hey look at this Victard! Still wearing a mask and up to his 5th jab . He got 2nd bout of Covid anyway just like the rest of the world . He thinks that enduring being locked down longer than the rest of the world combined and repeatedly jabbed saved his life despite everyone carrying on normally for his age group. What a complete crayon eating helmet wearing glue sniffing window licking VICTARD.
Victard by Itsabigbigworldwakeup December 2, 2022
Vajtarded

1. Retarded in the arts of cunnilingus.

2. Unskilled in vaginal discovery or entertainment.

3. Gay man.
(1.) He licked my pussycat like a virgin, wonder if he's eligible to get a check for being vajtarded....

(2.) My girlfriend is so new at lesbianism that she was vajtarded!

(3.) Girl - you're wasting your time with that one......can't you tell he's vajtarded? He's definitely interested in man-hand shandys.
Vajtarded by B.B.'s Baby July 16, 2016

victarding 

When a man engages in cockblocking or dirty macking by offering the girl a logical breakdown or "helpful explanation."
Like "that guy" who always points out how magic tricks work.
Carlsen: Hey Mandy, let's go back to my place and watch the Arrested Development episodes we were talking about.

Mandy: That sounds great!!

Rick: Mandy, you do realize that Carlsen is smoothly shifting venues now, so when you're at his apartment he can physically escalate and sow his seed. The Arrested Development DVD is just a pawn in his love game.

Carslen and Mandy: Goddamnit! Quit victarding!
victarding by Puntastic February 24, 2010

Victored 

Bitch.Low riding disloyal running away from challenges bitch ass bitch. also see. courted out of a gang that never put them on. you know how you are.
He was being weird as if he got victored.
An individual who is a white autistic gay and loves kids
Sai Vibhav Mula in Avon High School in Indiana is Vibtarded
Vibtarded by UvularHorizon76 August 7, 2025
An individual who is a white autistic gay who loves kids more and thinks he’s tuff but isn’t
Sai Vibhav Mula in Avon High School is Vibtarded
Vibtarded by UvularHorizon76 August 7, 2025
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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