victarded

One who acts very stupid, immature, and/or french. Often attributed to people who's family came from France and are a little slow to pick up on all things American.

"Hey guys have you heard that song Boom Boom Pow? its really cool, i heard it when i was in france."

"wow dont be victarded, that song came out like 5 years ago and only 13 year old girls like it."

by steezbomb April 6, 2010

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Victard

An Individual who resides in the socialist State of Victoria, Australia suffering acute Stockholm syndrome from 2020/21. They voted again for the people who locked them and their children in their homes for the most amount of time in the entire world and these crayon eaters all ended up catching Covid anyway. 🤷 ♂️ They think that because they had gone through the trauma in 2021 that they possibly couldn't be put through it again by the same person who organised the biosecurity so voted for him again in 2022. Unfortunately, once someone has tasted power they will use it again.

Hey look at this Victard! Still wearing a mask and up to his 5th jab . He got 2nd bout of Covid anyway just like the rest of the world . He thinks that enduring being locked down longer than the rest of the world combined and repeatedly jabbed saved his life despite everyone carrying on normally for his age group. What a complete crayon eating helmet wearing glue sniffing window licking VICTARD.

by Itsabigbigworldwakeup December 2, 2022

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Vajtarded

1. Retarded in the arts of cunnilingus.

2. Unskilled in vaginal discovery or entertainment.

3. Gay man.

(1.) He licked my pussycat like a virgin, wonder if he's eligible to get a check for being vajtarded....

(2.) My girlfriend is so new at lesbianism that she was vajtarded!

(3.) Girl - you're wasting your time with that one......can't you tell he's vajtarded? He's definitely interested in man-hand shandys.

by B.B.'s Baby July 16, 2016

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victarding

When a man engages in cockblocking or dirty macking by offering the girl a logical breakdown or "helpful explanation."
Like "that guy" who always points out how magic tricks work.

Carlsen: Hey Mandy, let's go back to my place and watch the Arrested Development episodes we were talking about.

Mandy: That sounds great!!

Rick: Mandy, you do realize that Carlsen is smoothly shifting venues now, so when you're at his apartment he can physically escalate and sow his seed. The Arrested Development DVD is just a pawn in his love game.

Carslen and Mandy: Goddamnit! Quit victarding!

by Puntastic February 24, 2010

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