veSte

Any artist who jumps on a site, pwns all the non-artists, and gets tons of cred in the art world.

I was such a veSte on DeviantArt that all the mods got jealous and kicked me from teh site. LOLZ.

by ChristopherProngs June 30, 2010

Vestes

The double plural of the word "Vests".

"Y'all got any denim vestes?"

by Cheesie Chan April 9, 2010

Vest

A sleeve-less piece of clothing worn by douche bags, or the bag that all the dicks are stored in

Oh man, today is going to suck... my boss is wearing his vest

by CORNEDBEEFANDTHESAVAGE April 25, 2018

Vested

To have been fisted, in an indeterminate orifice, all the way up to the fister's shoulder, and once his/her hand reaches the kidneys, their phalanges must be spread wide.

The name derives from the fact that only a vest can be worn during the act.

Example 1: Hey you! Ten seconds ago you were vested!
Example 2: I'm gonna vest you, boy!

by The Real Men. February 13, 2011

vesting

-when one spends money frivolously to get laid
-investing in useless things to attract the attention of a special someone

Person 1- Wow, why did Steve spend so much money on that shirt?

Person 2- I don't know, dude. Steve just wants to get in her pants.

Person 1- Can't believe he is vesting so hard.

by bobskittlescents April 16, 2011

Vest

Crochless underwear for the upper torso

Dam did you see Felicia letting it all hang out in those crochless panties pulled over her head calling it a vest

by Hahahahak January 11, 2020

Red Vesting

Not being bothered to muster up enough energy to celebrate a friends moment (Engagement, Pregnancy)

http ://instagram .com/p/htm9TJPgK5/

"Omg Lily, I'm getting married!!"
"Huh, that's cool"
"Wow, stop Red Vesting, you obviously don't care"

"Penny!! I'm Pregnant!!"
"Good for you, So have you seen that new movie?"
"Don't change the subject! This is amazing! Stop Red Vesting!!"

by Brynley December 10, 2013