Gerbilizing is the act of inserting a gerbil into one's rectum for the purpose of sexual pleasure.
Proper Gerbilizing requires assembling the following paraphenalia:
- A Healthy Gerbil
- Duct Tape
- String
- A Lead
Pipe
One begins gerbilizing by first wrapping the animal's claws with duct tape so that the
target anus and rectum will not be ruptured during the act. One then proceeds to lubricate the anus and the exterior surface of a small lead
pipe. One then inserts the
pipe into the target rectrum. The
pipe must be inserted to a sufficient distance for the gerbil to fully enter the rectum. Finally, a string is tied around the gerbil's midsection and the rodent is run up the
pipe into the target rectum. The
pipe is then removed leaving the gerbil embedded in the target rectum with only the string protruding. At this point, the gerbil
will squirm and convulse inside the rectum providing the target with intense rectal stimulation. Once the gerbil is exhausted or anal
orgasm is achieved, the gerbil is removed by tugging gently on the protruding string.
It is widely held that actor Richard Gere partakes in the act of Gerbilizing.
-Man, I heard a couple of gerbils disappeared from the science lab last week.
--Dude, I just saw
Benny lifting a pipe from that new
house they're building on 52nd. You don't think..
-Christ, he's at the Gerbilizing again. I thought his last trip to the ER scared him
straight.
--Dude..