vaxtremist
vaxtremist by Hezeze November 28, 2021
Get the vaxtremist mug.
Vaxstremist
(Noun) A vaxstremist is a person who is the polar opposite of the anti-vaxxer. They are balls to the wall crazy about knowing everybody's vaccination status, from the controversial Covid-19 vaccine to the seasonal flu shot.
Similar to anti-vaxxers, vaxstremists are also known to fear monger in favor of even controversial vaccines. Upon encountering an unvaccinated individual, the vaxstremist will typically poke and prod for the reasoning behind the individual's choice for being unvaccinated. If the vaxstremist happens to disagree with the unvaccinated's logic & reasoning, no matter how sound or sensible it may be, and no matter how polite the unvaccinated was, the vaxstremist will recoil and respond with a vitriol unmatched by most normal human beings.
Vaxstremists should not, however, be confused for people who rationally weigh the pros & cons of any given vaccine and decide to take one based on their own logic and knowledge of their personal health.
Similar to anti-vaxxers, vaxstremists are also known to fear monger in favor of even controversial vaccines. Upon encountering an unvaccinated individual, the vaxstremist will typically poke and prod for the reasoning behind the individual's choice for being unvaccinated. If the vaxstremist happens to disagree with the unvaccinated's logic & reasoning, no matter how sound or sensible it may be, and no matter how polite the unvaccinated was, the vaxstremist will recoil and respond with a vitriol unmatched by most normal human beings.
Vaxstremists should not, however, be confused for people who rationally weigh the pros & cons of any given vaccine and decide to take one based on their own logic and knowledge of their personal health.
Karen: Joey! Did you hear about the new vaccines that were recently rolled out?
Joey: Yeah, but I'm going skip getting one.
Karen: WhAt?! You-You're gOinG tO pPpFfhhHTTHTHTHTPPFFTH WHAAAT?! WHY?!?!
Joey: It's obvious that these new vaccines are relatively untested since they contain a new sort of biotechnology that is clearly still in its infant stages and they were created in less than two weeks. Besides, I'm relatively healthy, fit, youthful, and I live by myself. I don't see why I should need one.
Karen: I can't believe you, you horrible, selfish, evil cRiMinAL! YoU bELonG iN pRiSon!! I'M cALLiNg tHe pOLicE!!
Joey: Kids, this is why you should never become a vaxstremist. ☕️ Life is too short to worry about your neighbor's private medical business! And remember!: Your drastic opinions are not sound medical advice and should not dictate what others may do with their bodily autonomy!
Joey: Yeah, but I'm going skip getting one.
Karen: WhAt?! You-You're gOinG tO pPpFfhhHTTHTHTHTPPFFTH WHAAAT?! WHY?!?!
Joey: It's obvious that these new vaccines are relatively untested since they contain a new sort of biotechnology that is clearly still in its infant stages and they were created in less than two weeks. Besides, I'm relatively healthy, fit, youthful, and I live by myself. I don't see why I should need one.
Karen: I can't believe you, you horrible, selfish, evil cRiMinAL! YoU bELonG iN pRiSon!! I'M cALLiNg tHe pOLicE!!
Joey: Kids, this is why you should never become a vaxstremist. ☕️ Life is too short to worry about your neighbor's private medical business! And remember!: Your drastic opinions are not sound medical advice and should not dictate what others may do with their bodily autonomy!
Vaxstremist by Fire Tongue December 21, 2023
Related Words
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026