(Noun) A vaxstremist is a person who is the polar opposite of the anti-vaxxer. They are balls to the wall crazy about knowing everybody's vaccination status, from the controversial Covid-19 vaccine to the seasonal flu
shot.
Similar to anti-vaxxers, vaxstremists are also known to fear monger in favor of even controversial vaccines. Upon encountering an unvaccinated individual, the vaxstremist
will typically poke and prod for the reasoning behind the individual's choice for being unvaccinated. If the vaxstremist happens to disagree with the unvaccinated's
logic & reasoning, no matter how sound or sensible it
may be, and no matter how polite the unvaccinated was, the vaxstremist
will recoil and respond with a vitriol unmatched by most normal human beings.
Vaxstremists should not, however, be confused for people who rationally weigh the pros & cons of any given vaccine and decide to take one based on their own
logic and
knowledge of their personal health.
Karen: Joey! Did you hear about the new vaccines that were recently rolled out?
Joey: Yeah, but I'm going
skip getting one.
Karen: WhAt?! You-You're gOinG tO pPpFfhhHTTHTHTHTPPFFTH WHAAAT?! WHY?!?!
Joey: It's obvious that these new vaccines are relatively untested since they contain a new sort of biotechnology that is clearly still in its infant stages and they were created in less than two weeks. Besides, I'm relatively healthy,
fit, youthful, and I live by myself. I don't see why I should need one.
Karen: I can't believe you, you horrible, selfish, evil cRiMinAL! YoU bELonG iN
pRiSon!! I'M cALLiNg tHe
pOLicE!!
Joey:
Kids, this is why you should never become a vaxstremist. ☕️ Life is too
short to worry about your neighbor's private medical business! And remember!: Your drastic opinions are not sound medical advice and should not dictate what others
may do with their bodily autonomy!