vatches

Dream’s cat, Patches. Except it’s not Patches. It’s another cat that looks like Patches if she was on steroids.

H: Yo..is that Patches????
Q: NO THATS MY SAVIOR VATCHES

by skahso March 5, 2021

VARchester City

An oil club based in Manchester, England which plays in English Premier League, and transformed it into English Farmers League. Could manage to win only 2 league titles before takeover by an Arabian who spent a lot of oil money. Can't even win UCL unless it can spend enough on referee to be favoured by VAR.

VARchester City was the worst club in Premier league till the 2000s.

by Harry Maguire GOAT May 29, 2023

vatche

Vatche is a quiet fellow.A vatche likes money. A vatche is ment to be wealthy, warning a vatche will not work properly if not wealthy. Vatche is handsome. Vatche is smart. Listen to a Vatche.

I got Vatche-illion dollars.

This isn't greatness my friend, this is Vatche-ness

by real recognize real November 7, 2012

vatche

a moose-looking kid that sits in the library swinging around

Sophia: yo u see that moose over there?
Maria: looks more like a vatche to me!!

by morphia May 18, 2006

Varchester United

The Manchester United side in the 20/21 season. Headed by Bruno Penandes. Scammed penalties from every touch in the box

Christ did you see the Varchester United game?
Who scored for them? Obviously Penandes

by bendover8567 October 28, 2020