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VARchester City 

An oil club based in Manchester, England which plays in English Premier League, and transformed it into English Farmers League. Could manage to win only 2 league titles before takeover by an Arabian who spent a lot of oil money. Can't even win UCL unless it can spend enough on referee to be favoured by VAR.
VARchester City was the worst club in Premier league till the 2000s.
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Vatche is a quiet fellow.A vatche likes money. A vatche is ment to be wealthy, warning a vatche will not work properly if not wealthy. Vatche is handsome. Vatche is smart. Listen to a Vatche.
I got Vatche-illion dollars.

This isn't greatness my friend, this is Vatche-ness
vatche by real recognize real November 7, 2012
a moose-looking kid that sits in the library swinging around
Sophia: yo u see that moose over there?
Maria: looks more like a vatche to me!!
vatche by morphia May 18, 2006

Varchester United 

The Manchester United side in the 20/21 season. Headed by Bruno Penandes. Scammed penalties from every touch in the box
Christ did you see the Varchester United game?
Who scored for them? Obviously Penandes
Varchester United by bendover8567 October 28, 2020
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026