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The Norwegian way of screaming Allahu Akbar
Eks:

guy: "Varsko!!!"

other guy: "OH shit"
varsko by MR.C.B February 14, 2020
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The most powerful demon-slaying force in the universe. Prone to making itself look stupid. It enjoys a variety of music, singing and long walks on the beach.
Look! He is killing demons! And just got croched... what a Vaskos...
Vaskos by Mike "Vaskos" Vasquez April 10, 2008
Related Words
varsko Vaskos varko varkoff varshole Varskank varsnooch Varsos Varsoed Varson
literal dumbass that won't shut the fuck up. likes men, and hot guys named lucas or lukas. if you see someone named Vasko, don't engage in conversation with them. you will regret it.
Everyone and their mom: this dude does not shut up. he must be a Vasko!
Vasko by apexdesire February 6, 2022

Vasko Jabata 

A freakin guy who likes to play the guitar for his dear guests!
Michael: Hey! Do you hear about Vasko Jabata?

Joe: Yeah! The Bulgerian singer, everyone knows him!
Vasko Jabata by Simo_Dqvola October 4, 2022

varshole 

The tearing that occurs during childbirth.
"The labour was so intense, she now has a varshole!"
varshole by that girl and b-man April 10, 2008
Is funny person but can be very disturbing at times also has a very small um.....d jk.....d
Varkoff is.....d
varkoff by its_m3_duh August 1, 2014
Vasko is a guy that everybody loves and loves to hang out with. He is very charming and loves to have fun. And the ladies love him. And he has great taste in clothes.
That dude is so vasko
Vasko by Akoka October 31, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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