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Vanilla Extract 

Person 1: we ran out of pucker.
Person 2: how will we get drunk?
Person 3: I have some Vanilla extract in my cupboard.
Vanilla Extract by SwiNgeR July 11, 2003
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Vanilla extract 

Despite what the name says it actually means cum
Yah you got a fat vanilla extract patch by your dong

Vanilla Extract 

When a there are some white stains remaining around the bedroom.
Ayyy bro, some Vanilla Extract on the wall bro, innit

vanilla extract 

Your white friend who's super extra and does the most at all times
"Hey, did you hear that Courtney got overcharged at Chipotle and, as revenge, she stole all of their hot sauce? Why does she always do the most?"
"Damn, that's the textbook definition of vanilla extract. You should hear about my white boy Dave though - he's so vanilla extract that he once fucked in plain sight at a NASCAR event. Vanilla extract as fuck."

Pure vanilla extract 

Vanilla that is pure and is extracted.
My bussy was to tight so I put vanilla lotion on it and it worked so it must have contained pure Vanilla Extract

Pure Vanilla Extract 

Describes a person who is interested in exclusively vanilla sex. Used most commonly as a joke or insult.
Person 1: do you know that guy over there? He's kinda hot.
Person 2: don't tap that. He's pure vanilla extract.

2 cups vanilla extract 

Either some bullshit ingredient or a passcode you use amongst your friends.
Friend 1: 2 cups Vanilla extract
Friend 2: 2 cups Vanilla extract
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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