A very unreliable person. A Vampiirehobo is super fake and always ditches people for SOCCERFUNGAS. A Vampiirehobo is always gay and likes to flirt with men. If you ever become friends with a Vampiirehobo You need to know that he is poor and will most likely try to roast you and a Vampiirehobo is friends with a lot of squeakers. A Vampiirehobo sucks at videogames and Always had to get carried by there friends. Always call a Vampiirehobo "VampiireHomo"
-Get gud Vampiirehomo
-Vampiirehobo is very gay
by Don'tDoVegitables August 22, 2017
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