Vagitis

In gay man's terms, "The condition of 'pussying' out of meeting someone at the last minute; also known as 'flake syndrome.'" It is usually accompanied by a case of the "never hear from him again's."

Tom was supposed to meet Jake for the first time yesterday, but he came down with "Vagitis," and said that he couldn't come. Jake said it was shortly followed by the "never heard from him again's."

The Public Service Announcement would state, "Only YOU can prevent pussies!"

by Coogs315 January 5, 2014

Vagitis

A tear in your lower abdominal muscle that slowly swallows your balls...

Peter had a "concusssion..." His vagitis is acting up and he will not be able to play football this season..

by Giants1975LT September 13, 2018

Vagity

The gravitational or Vagitational pull towards the vagina. The attractive force causing a person to perform an action or task based on their need or desire for the vagina.

He is a victim of vagity.

by Peter Dauncey June 10, 2008

vagitis

A vaginal growth on the scrotum of a male rendering the balls ineffective.

He can't come out drinking with us tonight, he has a bad case of vagitis that needs to be treated.

by CaptainRedeye June 4, 2003

vagitis

refering to any type of STD that a girl might have. Basically implying she's a dirty slut.

Damnit, i went to a frat house and now i have some nasty vagitis.
The shower stinks like someone has vagitis.
I bet that ratty tatty has vagitis.

by Linda yu June 5, 2006

sandy vagitis

the condition of having too much sand in ones vagina. (this sometimes results in gritty or course intercorse) This is usually caused by a woman swimming naked at the beach.

you better wash that out..... youve got a case of sandy vagitis

by dr spock January 5, 2008