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vadge badger 

A mamal that inserts it self into the females vagina
Holy Crap Tasha you have a vadge badger in you!
vadge badger by Mitch May 6, 2005

vadge badger 

Noun
Plural Vadge Badgers
1. a common vagina badger usually taking refuge in one's muff hair; notorious for vagina rippage.
"Oh, bejesus, I think I caught a vadge badger!"
"Once vadge badgers have control of the general area, they start chomping away at the clitorus, etc."

Vadge Badge 

The hymen. Should only be used in a situation where a woman's virginity is confirmed by her intact membrane. Since the hymen is viewed as a corporeal representation of chastity, it is referred to as a badge.
"Still sportin' the Vadge Badge, miss?"

vadge badgers 

1. a common vagina badger usually taking refuge in one's muff hair; notorious for vagina rippage.
"Oh, bejesus, I think I caught a vadge badger!"
"Once vadge badgers have control of the general area, they start chomping away at the clitorus, etc."

Vadge Badge 

Any noticable remnant left behind by a vagina, usually on one's person or property.
"I fucked a chick on the rag lastnight and I've still got the vadge badge on my cock."

"My fingers still smell like pussy. Get a whiff of this vadge badge."
Vadge Badge by Rock Tober August 27, 2008

vadge badge 

A well-groomed, preferably small area of pubic hair on a woman.
That bikini bottom barely hid her vadge badge!