vadge badger

A tattoo artist who specializes in Vadge Tats or piercings near the Vadge area.

Susan, "Hey Sally what are you doing this weekend?"
Sally, "Going to the Vadge Badger to get my Vadge Badged."

by Armegaiddor January 13, 2008

vadge badger

A mamal that inserts it self into the females vagina

Holy Crap Tasha you have a vadge badger in you!

by Mitch May 6, 2005

vadge badger

Noun
Plural Vadge Badgers
1. a common vagina badger usually taking refuge in one's muff hair; notorious for vagina rippage.

"Oh, bejesus, I think I caught a vadge badger!"
"Once vadge badgers have control of the general area, they start chomping away at the clitorus, etc."

by HQ Tenenbaum Associates October 6, 2005

Vadge Badge

The hymen. Should only be used in a situation where a woman's virginity is confirmed by her intact membrane. Since the hymen is viewed as a corporeal representation of chastity, it is referred to as a badge.

"Still sportin' the Vadge Badge, miss?"

by Will K (the 'K' stands for 'Killa') September 20, 2005

vadge badgers

1. a common vagina badger usually taking refuge in one's muff hair; notorious for vagina rippage.

"Oh, bejesus, I think I caught a vadge badger!"
"Once vadge badgers have control of the general area, they start chomping away at the clitorus, etc."

by HQ Tenenbaum Associates October 4, 2005

Vadge Badge

Any noticable remnant left behind by a vagina, usually on one's person or property.

"I fucked a chick on the rag lastnight and I've still got the vadge badge on my cock."

"My fingers still smell like pussy. Get a whiff of this vadge badge."

by Rock Tober August 27, 2008

vadge badge

A well-groomed, preferably small area of pubic hair on a woman.

That bikini bottom barely hid her vadge badge!

by Dadadadadainspecthergadget September 1, 2010