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Small computer program, usually to perform a single system related task. Abbr of utility; aka tool.
- I couldn't recover my deleted files from my sd; that util did not work.

- I'm gonna dl all of the ftp://suppa.warez/windoze/utilz, asap; before it's taken down.
by manigordo July 29, 2010
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a sudden illness experienced on January 20, 2021 when you can’t go into work because you must celebrate the the swearing in of President Joe Biden & Vice-President Kamala Harris signaling the end of the 1460 day hostage situation otherwise known as the Trump Presidency & the defeat of the Potatriot Uprising of January 6, 2021.
I couldn’t go in Wednesday. I had the inauguvirus
by Sonicbo0mz January 21, 2021
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A ramshackle pile of questionable functionality.
There's probably a function that does what you want in
by Reginald Q. Linux January 27, 2014
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An entirely made up word used to describe a poker group's inability to 1)count chips, or; 2) understand the true value of the chips involved in the game.
1) "How many utils do we get?"; 2)"I raise you 10,000 utils"; 3) "I lost all my utils to a 2-3 off suit.”
by M. Bachand June 24, 2005
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An economic measure of the "units of happiness".
The economist would always ask a specific set of questions to figure out the potential utils of a potential love interest. He was hoping for a 10 but, at best, but quickly learned he could get a more positive response from a low scoring woman whose utils increased when he acted pleasant and fun.
by mlhiss December 20, 2019
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