urinal cake

The thing in stand-up pissers that stops it from reeking. Poisonous if eaten.

Those Urinal Cakes smell like flowers.

by Rock On April 27, 2003

urinal cake

A rare delicacy found in the waterfountains in the men's restroom. It has a very pleasent crunch and a tiggly aftertaste, although it makes your mouth a little blue afterwards.

"I'd like a urinal cake for dessert!"
"Um... sir..."

by Globblermabobblerma goo goo dolly wacker cha cha cha charmine! July 28, 2005

urinal cake

Cakes commonly placed in urinals sometimes eaten by homeless people.

"Sure man lets head to the public bathrooms and eat some cake."

by Canabalooza December 16, 2002

urinal cake

A civilian version of what is correctly called "officer candy" in the U.S. Navy.

Get with the program Seaman Recruit Smedlapp...mops are swabs...urinal cakes are officer candy!

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

urinal cake

Any person who deems him or herself better than everyone else (i.e. "The Shit"), but is in fact lower on the social food chain than some bastard child of Pauly Shore and Rob Schneider at the Oscars. He is trampled on (or rather pissed on) by five year-olds and the elderly alike.

Dave's such a urinal cake, he bitched me out about my mile time but then lost to Rosie O'Donnell.

by Jennie G April 08, 2008

urinal cake

Any person who deems him or herself better than everyone else (i.e. "The Shit"), but is in fact lower on the social food chain than some bastard child of Pauly Shore and Rob Schneider at the Oscars. He is trampled on (or rather pissed on) by five year-olds and the elderly alike.

Dave's such a urinal cake, he bitched me out about my mile time but then lost to Rosie O'Donnell.

by Jennie G April 10, 2008

Urinal Caking

The act of trying to hit on someone standing adjacent to you while in a public restroom.

Derived from the definition of caking: the act of flirting.

A pun referring to the the Urinal Cake within the urinal of a male restroom.

"Did you hear that Joe totally picked up some other guy in the bathroom."
"Yup. They were urinal caking for about 2 minutes before they started making out."

by Mistressoftheword March 07, 2010