The art of using the city as your playground. Urban running is mostly climbing buildings and using the city landscape to preform dangerous stunts. You must be fit to do this extreme sport.
1. The disgusting water that flows into the ocean after a rain storm. Urban runoff is nasty and polluted water that gains momentum in urban cities then makes its way to the ocean. It will most likely get you sick if swallowed, and should be avoided at all costs. Surfing or other ocean sports are usually avoided after urban runoff for fear of getting some kind of disease, infection or other illness.
Surfer Bro: Dude, I can't bro-out with you tonight, I got sick from surfing yesterday; there was too much urban runoff.
Also known as Urban Sprinting, is where an upstanding citizen purposefuly takes into a store a security tag so that he/she will have to sprint away in order to evade security guards.
Take a security tag into a shop. Set off the detector and sprint away through the urban jungle whilst the security guard gives chase. Urban Running is a sport often enjoyed by pikey's and other various upstanding citizens.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.