"Dude, I was with this girl last night after leaving the bar and, well, lets just say she has an upchuck muff."
by Upchuck muff mike February 24, 2018
When you're fucking a chick doggy style, she's hanging her head over the toilet either, dry heaving or upchucking (vomiting).
Woman is drunk, you're drunk, you gotta get your nut. So, you enter her from behind even though she is starting to throw up, or upchucking, maybe she's got the dry heaves and nothing comes out of her mouth. You don't care as long as you get to upchuck fuck.
by Redballs May 30, 2008
The distance one could safely travel to the toilet before vomitting; an estimated distance between an arm's reach and a stone's throw.
by garrett_oh May 5, 2016
When a woman somehow decides to suck a Hick Chimp off, swallows his semen, and then vomits it back up all over the Chim's face.
by Go Mets December 3, 2006
When a drunk and disorderly person goes down on their partner and throws up on their partner's genitals
Yo, how did it go with that chick last night, did you bang her?
Nah, she was upset and left early after I gave her an Alabama Upchuck
Nah, she was upset and left early after I gave her an Alabama Upchuck
by x_Z$_x January 27, 2011
When in the act of performing fellatio the penis ventures a little too deep for their partner thus resulting in them throwing up all over your sweaty cigar. The shock of this causes the receiver to faint while the giver flees weeping.
" Alan thought the blow job was going pretty well until Sarah, to his horror, had a Fellatio Upchuck "
by benji the bandit 22 March 1, 2009
the male orgasm
by pingdingo May 31, 2021