crusty unker

Wearing pants for days repeatedly without underwear and throwing them in with the rest of the washing load, as if no one will notice.

Dude jim pulled a Crusty Unker, now i need to wash everything again.

by Quellio August 28, 2006

unkempt

Fucked up; Messed up; Not precise; Messy

"Yo your hair is unkempt as fuck"
"Fuck up, I haven't brushed it, I just woke up"

by satansson666 June 27, 2014

Unkempt

Messy, untidy etc..

Honey, if we're going out somewhere nice and romantic then to have sex afterwards, I'd appreciate it if you could shave or at least give it a bit of a trim as it's getting a tad unkempt down there..

by Halfords lower May 10, 2018

Unkeyboardinated

Lakcing ohysical or mentall keyvoard coordinatino; unable to type withouy repetaedly making mistakkes.

Nancy, don't you know how to type? You're so unkeyboardinated!

by Asdf Jkl; August 29, 2014

Unkept Vagina

A secret sect of hippie women with robust bush. Their vulvular values are their own. No one can force them to maintain their vaginal manes.

She refused to trim her bush and we thought she should go dwell with the band of unkept vaginas.

by Nym September 12, 2016

Unkeyboardinated

Lacking physical or mental keyboard coordination; unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes.

Nancy, don't you know how to type? You're so unkeyboardinated!

by GoBears84 August 6, 2014

Unker

To not care about a decision or event.

Guy one: where do you want to go to lunch?
Guy two: Unker.

by Dnertun September 4, 2013