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Completely Unfounded

1. A legal term that means: "We did it, but you can't prove it. And even if you CAN prove it, we'll drag out the litigation until your great-grandchildren are dead."

Corporate attorneys frequently use this phrase to defend their clients against civil lawsuits. And they get $500 a hour for this nonsense?

2. A kneejerk reaction to any accusation of white collar crime.
The attorney for Goldman Sachs said the government's fraud charges were "Completely Unfounded." After the press conference, he laughed all the way to the bank.

Punfounded 

A combination of "pun" (a play on words) and "confounded" (an expression of confusion).

Thus, "punfounded" means to be confused with a pun.

This term is limited to describing confusion with puns only.
Al: "What's brown and sticky?"

Yang: "What?"

Al: "A stick!"

Yang: "I'm so punfounded"
Punfounded by AlanG-LeAngryBirds December 16, 2012

unfunded mandate 

A typical date between two me but lacking the neccessary funds.
Christopher and Nate went on an unfunded mandate to the park because it did not cost money.
unfunded mandate by Jerome Quail January 22, 2009
having or appearing to have no limits
The possibilities are unbounded
UnBounded by Thay Guy 72 April 30, 2019

UnsounderDesert

Absolute fucking chad of a human, he not only will cock slap your mom harder than Will Smith slapped Chris Rock but he’ll dominate your fucking life as a whole
“UnsounderDesert just cocked slapped my mom

unfunded mandate 

When two or more men engage in any activity which requires no money to be romantic.
Ed and his buddy went on an unfunded mandate deep in the hills.
unfunded mandate by albert pike November 10, 2006