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When you are dating a girl, and she hasn't given you either a blowjob or a handjob...you haven't gotten any "job" yet
Guy #1: Yo dude, did she finally at least blow you last night?
Guy #2: Nope, no hand job either. I'm still unemployed.
by socaljdb24 January 23, 2011
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Now, 1 in 10 of us. Previously, people that didn't want to work or that were going to get a job in 2 months.
I used to have a job but then everyone spent all their money plus 10 grand on credit cards and found out their house was worth half as much as it was 4 years ago and doesn't buy anything and/or got foreclosed on; now I don't have a job and am unemployed because I got laid off because "the economy is 'so bad'".
by qwerty1 July 11, 2009
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What you are when you don't have a job.
Job hunting sucks! I hate being unemployed!
by anonymous October 26, 2004
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To try and get so drunk/stoned that one wakes up in the morning having lost their job.

Synonymous with tramped or helmeted.
"Mate, we're gonner get UNEMPLOYED tonight!"
"What a good idea, Charles"
by defiti June 03, 2006
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being a bum, living off the GOVERNMENT, sucking the life out of everyone around me and mooching from people who are sick of taking care of me.
I'm unemployed and have no money. Give me charity.
by Salvatori Vitali September 07, 2007
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A state of being in which one does not hold a current job; being lazy because you have no choice; the reality that nobody wants to hire you.
by The Red85 March 18, 2012
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