terry's uncle

Terry's Uncle is a dinosuar that cuts his hair with claws

Terry's Uncle Riped my hair out

by YOUR<MOM May 30, 2017

Uncle ricked

When your uncle molests you on a fishing trip 🎶never made it as a wise man🎶

When i was 7 in gatlenburg Tennessee i got uncle ricked

by Ike19991123 June 1, 2023

uncle-in-law

1. The husband of one's parent's sister.
2. The brother of one's parent-in-law.

My uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

my uncle is making the best pizza

brutally loving dough and uncle absolutely smashing the f out of the dough

My uncle is making the best pizza
he loves it too much

by Daquavious Daquan the third September 6, 2023

Uncle Lori

Uncle Lori is Lori lightfoot, Chicago’s mayor

“Uncle Lori just shut the city down again.”

by S.bkk December 21, 2021

uncle blow dick

When your uncle puts on a black latex suit and nothing is showing except for his stinky sack.

Will Zientko loves watching uncle blow dick dance around freakishly

by TwitchyGnu April 3, 2023

Cream Uncle

A highly secretive and completely forbidden wrestling move whereby a grappler pins an opponent on their back, peeks back their singlet and then bends them in such a way as to force the opponent to fellate themselves to completion.

Should this move is ever actually be successfully accomplished, Dan Gable, a two-time NCAA Division I national champion, a world gold medalist, and an Olympic gold medalist, gets a hotline phone call and that’s the end of wrestling as a sport. Everywhere.

“Are you going to the big wrestling match?”
“You bet! I sure hope nobody pulls a Cream Uncle tonight.”

by Irregular94 December 17, 2021