Having no or very little booty. So little booty in fact that you have negative booty, a vast plane of flatness. Usually reserved for people of European descent but as europe is a diverse place the word can be used to define anyone really.
Girl: Hey look (boy) is coming! Isnt he so handsome?
Girl 2: Yeah, he is handsome but i cant get over his english un-ass. There would be nothing to grab on to.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'