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A calm sexy lad who bangs out xbox while smoking g-fuel and eating doritos. Is often very fat but extra sexy too.
Yoo toms being umoetuk level gamer
by Yessioooman October 25, 2020
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Apr 20 Word of the Day
A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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