ukyoung 

To make your friends simultaneously shake their heads at how you manage to function in everyday life and also stand back in awe of how you always end up with awesome stories and how you are one of the funniest and most interesting people they know

"I found an incredibly amazing bird, but when I tried to photograph it, my camera focused on a tree instead."
"You ukyoung'd it!"

"I wandered into the bush on my own and found my first giraffes, but then get lost and had to be rescued by the game guard."
"You ukyoung'd it!"

"I made the most of my one-day layover in Dubai by going out alone on a sketchy rural solo van tour and living to tell the tale."
"You ukyoung'd it!"

"I watched Game of Thrones uncomfortably close to my essay deadline and then miraculously managed to finish the essay."
"You ukyoung'd it!"

"I had no plans or flights a week before my visa expired, and then somehow threw together a last minute amazing trip to the Okavango Delta and the Serengeti."
"You ukyoung'd it!"

ukyoung by Osmund T. Sullivan July 24, 2015

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012