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uber quickie 

A couple orders an Uber/Lyft from home and once the app confirms the time until arrival; that is how long you have to have sex with each other, orgasm and clean up before the Uber calls/messages that it has arrived. (Everyone wins, including the Uber/Lyft driver who gets two very happy riders)
I’m about to order a ride; you down for an Uber quickie?!
uber quickie by Epic Ridge January 3, 2019
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