u actually fucking piss me off like i just don't wanna be next to u dude i literally can't fucking stand ur annoying ass like seriously u piss me the fuck off just go away bitch ass dickhead
Person 1: "Did you know that rubber bands will last much longer when they are refrigerated? When a rubber band is placed in a fridge, it causes the polymers to react. This keeps the band from breaking down as fast as it normally does.
Did you know that there are 293 ways to make change for a dollar? This includes change in dimes, quarters, and combina-"
Person 2: "DUDE. UAFPMOLIJDWBNTUDILCFSUAALSUFPMTFOJGABAD."
Person 1: "Oh sorry."
Person 2: "abhorrently eating chips"
Person 1: "......uafpmolijdwbntudilcfsuaalsufpmtfojgabad quiet down your chewing"
Person 3: "buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp"
Did you know that there are 293 ways to make change for a dollar? This includes change in dimes, quarters, and combina-"
Person 2: "DUDE. UAFPMOLIJDWBNTUDILCFSUAALSUFPMTFOJGABAD."
Person 1: "Oh sorry."
Person 2: "abhorrently eating chips"
Person 1: "......uafpmolijdwbntudilcfsuaalsufpmtfojgabad quiet down your chewing"
Person 3: "buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp"
by gooberguylol November 24, 2025
Get the uafpmolijdwbntudilcfsuaalsufpmtfojgabad mug.