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Typical Andy
A Typical Andy, is someone who is just not having any luck. Someone who goes about their day to day minding their own business and through no fault of their own things just don't go their way. Someone can have a Typical Andy incident or if they are really unlucky they can be having a Typical Andy day.
Someone walks past and spills a tray of drinks all over you. You may be falsely accused of something that leads to confrontation or perhaps a wardrobe malfunction on the way to an important event. You have just had a Typical Andy moment.
*****"So I was about to have a shave and the shaving cream exploded all over me!"*****
*****"Are you have had a Typical Andy moment there."*****
*****"So I was about to have a shave and the shaving cream exploded all over me!"*****
*****"Are you have had a Typical Andy moment there."*****
Typical Andy by Mandate2017 February 22, 2020
Arsepipe Tapioca
A wonderful substance created during a furious session of bedroom gymnastics between a man and a woman.
While moving from vaginal penetration to anal ‘bum love’ a mixture of sweat, male pre-cum, female fanny batter, spit/lube, arse-grease and ultimately jizz get rubbed together to create a magical porridge like substance around the female arse pipe and the penis of the male.
This produce is usually cleaned away by bathing or it can be scraped up and eaten off of a Ritz cracker - yummy!
While moving from vaginal penetration to anal ‘bum love’ a mixture of sweat, male pre-cum, female fanny batter, spit/lube, arse-grease and ultimately jizz get rubbed together to create a magical porridge like substance around the female arse pipe and the penis of the male.
This produce is usually cleaned away by bathing or it can be scraped up and eaten off of a Ritz cracker - yummy!
‘I’m so tired today’ said George, ‘I was up all night hammering Mildred up the tradesman’s, after I spaffed my wad up her nipsy she licked my rod clean and commented that she wished she had a Ritz cracker handy to much the arsepipe tapioca off’
Arsepipe Tapioca by Marty the Hat November 12, 2019
Squishy Typing
When you spill your beverage into your keyboard and instead of draining it out, like a normal person, you continue typing like nothing happened much to the bemusement of those who witnessed the spill. Squishy Typing is no delicate matter and practitioners usually have an “Own It!” type mentality. Squishy Typers never tickle the keyboard like an Elmo doll on the cold Christmas morning of 1996. Rather, they opt to pound the keys with the renewed vigor of a frustrated Ludwig van Beethoven raging at the heavens during a tsunami.
Jo: Just picked up my coffee off the warmer as someone asked me a question. I swung around and bonked the edge of my monitor and dumped half the cup in my keyboard...
Levi: I'd like to be sympathetic, but I'm too busy laughing. Hopefully, it was a cheap-o, wired keyboard?
Jo: It is. It's a work keyboard so I’m just squishy typing now.
Levi: I smell a UD entry. Squishy Typing
Jo: Ew Ew!! I'll get Darren on it.
Jo: Confession: I may have baited you into the UD recommendation so I could incorporate our conversation into the example...
Levi: Haha. That makes sense.
Darren: Done.
Levi: I'd like to be sympathetic, but I'm too busy laughing. Hopefully, it was a cheap-o, wired keyboard?
Jo: It is. It's a work keyboard so I’m just squishy typing now.
Levi: I smell a UD entry. Squishy Typing
Jo: Ew Ew!! I'll get Darren on it.
Jo: Confession: I may have baited you into the UD recommendation so I could incorporate our conversation into the example...
Levi: Haha. That makes sense.
Darren: Done.
Squishy Typing by Darren Besert November 27, 2017
Typical Urbandictionary Definition
When someone, most likely a prepubescent 13 year old, writes a sex definition for something which has nothing to do with the word you looked up.
Theoretical example - I look up forum troll, because i've seen it used extensively on forums, and never understood what it meant. One of the definitions will most likely be something like this -
"While ur fucking ur girl from behind in teh dark, u put a dildo instead of ur dick in her hole, u then grab a cardboard box full of troll dolls and begin throwing them at her, all the while yelling ATTACK OF TEH FORUM TROLLS!!!"
A typical urbandictionary definition deserves deletion, it contributes nothing to the viewer's knowledge, and only serves to prove how idiotic the poster is.
Theoretical example - I look up forum troll, because i've seen it used extensively on forums, and never understood what it meant. One of the definitions will most likely be something like this -
"While ur fucking ur girl from behind in teh dark, u put a dildo instead of ur dick in her hole, u then grab a cardboard box full of troll dolls and begin throwing them at her, all the while yelling ATTACK OF TEH FORUM TROLLS!!!"
A typical urbandictionary definition deserves deletion, it contributes nothing to the viewer's knowledge, and only serves to prove how idiotic the poster is.
see roflcopter I think its about the 6th definition down. That is a prime example of a typical urbandictionary definition.
Typical Urbandictionary Definition by Cowboy_z71 February 26, 2010
brady typing
A common form of typing, in which the typist presses each key individually. Instead of relying on the memorized position of keys, the typist must find each key by sight.
brady typing by alancnet June 24, 2014