The best engine for a dirt bike, the distribution of the power is great and easy to use........unless your retarded and give a full twist of the throttle in first gear or while driving slowly (thus flipping over backwards).
You can easily tell the difference between a 2 stroke bike and a 4 stroke:
1. Two strokes have a huge pipe (expansion chamber) leading out of the engine and into the silencer.
2. two strokes sounds more like humming, while 4 strokes sound like someone shitting their pants.
3. Two stroke bikes are smaller
4. Two stroke bikes cost less to fix, and unless your stupid you can do the work yourself.
5. Overall just buy a 2 stroke bike!
You can easily tell the difference between a 2 stroke bike and a 4 stroke:
1. Two strokes have a huge pipe (expansion chamber) leading out of the engine and into the silencer.
2. two strokes sounds more like humming, while 4 strokes sound like someone shitting their pants.
3. Two stroke bikes are smaller
4. Two stroke bikes cost less to fix, and unless your stupid you can do the work yourself.
5. Overall just buy a 2 stroke bike!
4 stroke rider: lets race
Two stroke rider: ok
**go**
4 stroke rider dies from inhaling the blue haze from 2 stroke rider's bike being in front the whole time.
Two stroke rider: ok
**go**
4 stroke rider dies from inhaling the blue haze from 2 stroke rider's bike being in front the whole time.
by KX250 November 19, 2005
"two-stroke" is the term used for a male who does not need an exceeding level of sexual stimulation to reach climax. The origin of the phrase "two-stroke" comes from mechanics, but has been cleverly adapted to mean literally someone who only needs two strokes of the penis and they're done. The most common usage of the phrase is as a nickname.
1) Come on, two-stroke, we're goin for a drink.
2) Yeah, we all know you're a right two-stroke.
3) Well rack me off and call me two-stroke, that was quick!
2) Yeah, we all know you're a right two-stroke.
3) Well rack me off and call me two-stroke, that was quick!
by Mr Curt September 21, 2006
A way to describe the manner a Bogan or a group of Bogans are talking.
The phrase comes from the high pitched, nasal tone of a Bogans voice usually in excited/drunk conversation, which is not to dissimilar to the sound and tone of a two stroke engine such as a whipper snipper.
The phrase comes from the high pitched, nasal tone of a Bogans voice usually in excited/drunk conversation, which is not to dissimilar to the sound and tone of a two stroke engine such as a whipper snipper.
"I heard the bogan neighbours Two Stroking again this afternoon"
Dane: How's the Party?
Nathan: Shithouse, there's way too much two stroking going on.
Dane: How's the Party?
Nathan: Shithouse, there's way too much two stroking going on.
by Daneoid81 November 24, 2014
by Cupcakefacekilla187 December 24, 2020
Sexual act with the cremated remains of an ex-lover where you spit in the urn, get the ashes in your hand, jerk 2 strokes, jizz in the ashes, and cry out “aaaand there’s your receipt”
On the anniversary of his ex-girlfriend overdosing on heroin Tyler broke into her parents' trailer, took the urn containing her ashes off the bookshelf full of NASCAR memorabilia and gave her an Ellensburg Two Stroke for old times sake.
by SteveLaurent May 5, 2019
He wasn’t really into her, but had to impregnate her to keep the family line going. He pulled a Tasmanian Two Stroke and went straight to sleep.
by Daproduca September 21, 2018
The occurence of a guy not lasting very long in the sack before he ejaculates. The type of barbecue that involves hotdogs and buns but doesn't last long enough to be a party.
by Black Cobra September 15, 2011