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two in one 

A position used in threesomes that have one guy and two chicks. The guy puts his head in chick #1's pussy. Chick #2 then proceeds to lick the guy's dick.
Matt: Yo Ethan!
Ethan: What?
Matt: I just did a two in one with Sofia & Shoshanna!
Ethan: Damn, who was taking your cock in?
Matt: Sofia got it in the pussy and Shoshi got to lick it.
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two in one 

putting ones testicals into a girls anus and then masturbating then ejaculating onto her back.
man me n this female where getting down, next thing i know i was copping two in one
two in one by clickyray June 22, 2008

Two-In-One 

This refers to bringing your wife home food after you have been to the pub. The end goal being your wife is not mad at you for being in the pub and you will get sexual favours for the good deed.
Friend 1: Was your wife made you were out with me and the guys last night.

Friend 2: Nah it was fine I just pulled a Two-In-One and everything went well for in the end.
Two-In-One by Guilfoyle May 1, 2015

Two in one combo

When two men are giving backshots to a girl going 400 mph.
“Man, those men really hire me with the two in one combo.”
Two in one combo by Jjrm 1115 March 20, 2025

Reverse Two in one 

A sexual position carried out buy inserting your testicles into a girls vagina then in turn jerking it on her belly button.
last night i gave a girl another set of ovaries , im telling ya man , the Reverse Two in one fucking hurts
Reverse Two in one by Haprat January 24, 2011

Two in pink One in the stink

With index and middle finger extended, third finger held back with thumb and pinky finger extended, you insert the two fingers into the vagina and the single, pinky finger, into the anus giving extreme pleasure to even the most discriminating woman.
Facing her writhing body, Jim slowly inserted his fingers to double penetrate her and found himself with two in the pink and one in the stink.

two in the pink one in the stink

index and middle finger in the puss, and pinkie in the brown hole. Also known as two in the town one in the brown, two in the city one in the shitty, and two in the grass one in the ass.
I hit that bitch two in the pink one in the stink
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