twitter link

Basically its mostly random disturbing shit, wich twitter allows to show. You copy and paste the link and watch it after that you regret your life choices and continue browsing.

A: “Have you seen this guy shoving a chair up his..”

B: Send twitter link
A: twitter.com/…

by brynooo December 17, 2021

Twitterlingus

Flirting via twitter as a pretext for sex.

We were totally into twitterlingus long before we meet in real life.

by Joeyar April 19, 2009

Twitterling

The creatures that inhabit the land of Twitter. Constantly posting their every action, hoping that someone will care and acknowledge their existence.

Marry- It's been far too long since I tweeted something
-last tweet was 12 seconds ago-
Bill- Marry you're such a Twitterling! Come back to Earth!

by Areano23 August 31, 2012

Twitterfink

Noun: A person of authority, (teacher, boss) who monitors the whereabouts of another person (student, employee) through their Twitter posts.

Ed shouldn't have called in sick and then Tweeted from the beach. His Twitterfink boss read his posts and canned his ass.

by PMcClaran June 2, 2009