Polish Twinkie

When you you unexpectedly jizz inside your pants and you need to hide it.

Dude, I got a lap dance and she was so good I was carrying around a Polish Twinkie

by GirthBrooks2001 September 29, 2023

Twinkie Stuffer

A man who only has sex with twinks. Collects them like pokémon cards. Has a roster full of kickers. Could build a throne made out of twinks. Is slightly cornering.

geez ryan, you’re such a twinkie stuffer. what’s this like the forth twink of the week?

by swagfaggg October 24, 2023

twinky-twonk

A person in their twenties.

Kate? You mean that blonde twinky-twonk with the pink Converse?

by PonyTrainBoi January 11, 2021

Twinkie eating contest

When a man or child turns into a dog that has rabies because he or she ate moldy sour patch kids.

Gonna have a Twinkie eating contest for my birthday.

by EddieBrock5 October 7, 2023

Pooped a Twinkie

to recoil in horror

When Betty came home and saw her son on the couch with a girl, she about pooped a twinkie

by Geeeeeeeee2 May 13, 2011

Twinky

An insult to feminine men or homosexual men. Using the word "Twink" and turning it into a derogatory term.

"Simon is a total Twinky"

"Shut your face you Twinky"

by Izzie/Isaiah (Genderfluid) October 2, 2023

Twinky

When you feel really subby (submissive) you want to bend over and want to a have fat cock in your ass.

"F-fuck, I feel really twinky right now."

"Hahah, you subby bitch boy."

by hwaterh June 18, 2021