twatmonger

A person who is involved with twat in a petty and/or contemptible way.

See also fishorcheesemonger.

Example 1
Person 1: Hey where's Billy?
Person 2: I don't know -- that twatmonger is probably elbow deep in cunt right now.

Example 2
Person 1: So I'm not sure why the girl I'm trying to date is upset with me.
Person 2: Maybe because you're trying to date her but you flirt with her friend who likes you in front of her face.
Person 1: No dude it's cool though because I don't like her friend like that. I just like flirting with her.
Person 2: *Sigh*. Piss off, twatmonger.

by I'm Nice May 5, 2010

twatmonger

A context-sensitive term of either endearment or rebuke.

Coming for a break, twatmonger?
or
Derek, you're such a sausage-fingered twatmonger!

by Bellser June 24, 2006

twatmonger

literally, a vendor (trader) of twat

Kyle is the biggest twatmonger this side of philadelphia.

by corrolationmajor September 18, 2006

twatmong

The description of of vagina being shit or ugly.

That girl had a twatmong

by Pengroadman1969 March 25, 2017

twatmonger

A lesbian. Monger as in some fucked up version of the french "Manger", to eat. Literally "twat eatter"

"Why is she talking in such a deep voice"
"She's a raging twatmonger"

by BigSpazz February 18, 2009