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Cincinnati Turtle Poke 

When a guy has a turtle head (a small turd protruding from the anus) and another guy uses his penis to push it back in.
Stan was about to have a bowel movement and Gary swooped in and gave him a Cincinnati turtle poke.

Poke a turtle's eye 

When you masturbate while talking to those of the same sex on Oovoo
Dood Mike did you "poke a turtle's eye"?

-yeah dood, I'm poking it right now
Poke a turtle's eye by musicman1993 September 26, 2010

turtle poker 

A piece of Pooh stuck in ur butthole hanging from a ass hair
Mom help I got a turtle poker

turtlepoker 

The act of upon spreading your legs and putting the turtles head toward "The girl" and waiting for it to stick it's head out.
My husband could not please me so I speaded my legs and let my pet turtle please me by doing the turtlepoker move, and wow it was amazing.
turtlepoker by oogelle January 16, 2010
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026