turtle pete 

a sad boy who likes turtles...a lot

Admirer: "That's a nice turtle tank."

Turtle Pete: "My turtles live in there...it's kawaii."

turtle pete by jaydawgggg September 7, 2014

peter turtle 

A Peter Turtle is the act of being so lonely that you have no choice but to sit home watch netflix and masterbate using your own tears as lubercation.

Hey Dale did you see that guy at lunch, poor fella he seems like a real Peter turtle.

peter turtle by Maddog55 October 25, 2019