turtle it

When the open-minded; optimistic bud-smoker decides to not throw away the roach and use what's left of it. Usually what's left is placed into a relatively small piece or pipe and for the really determined ones, sometimes even stashed away for later when enough roaches equal a gram.

Pot-Head A: Hey you can throw that out man, it's just the roach. Pot-Head B: I'm gunna make your hair static if you ever say something like that again. Dude, we're goin to turtle it.

by TMC (The Marvelous Christian) October 5, 2009

turtle headin it

When you have to defecate so badly that the poop is coming in and out like a turtle head goes in and out if its shell. Synonymous to "prairie doggin it"

I don't think I can finish this five mile run man, I'm turtle headin it bad!!

by definetheworld November 29, 2014

turtle sticking it's head out

The feeling you have when it's time to take a shit and the turd is starting to poke out. Most annoying when you are far away from a bathroom.

"I've got to find a bathroom fast...I got a turtle sticking it's head out!!!

by Uncle Lee May 22, 2016

If the turtle cage is dirty....I aint payin for it

This refers to an escort or expensive prostitute with a dirty coochie that is not deserving of payment or asking price.

Hey bruh, this bottom bitch on 5th tried to charge fat stacks to go around the world on a used up baby ho. I told the bitch,"if the turtle cage is dirty....I aint payin for it"

by charlo June 10, 2014

Bounce it off the Turtle

When you are asked by senior management to evaluate an idea and he/she expects an answer with no time for proper due diligence. You are then forced to "bounce it off the turtle" and see which direction it flies. It is very likely the idea will be approved based on your "careful" consideration and it will make or break your career.

Fred asked me to provide a solution for all of our revenue reporting. He expects it to predict changes in the industry and wants an answer by 8:00 AM tomorrow. I had to bounce it off the turtle and then updated my resume.

by Flying Bacon July 12, 2011

turtle's itching the cotton

When you have to shit so bad it is poking out into your underwear

Uh oh, I better hurry to the toilet, the turtle is itching the cotton!

by chunk a and ba dunka dunk February 23, 2005

putting the turtle back in its shell

When your taking a shit, but half way through, you suck the shit back up into your asshole

I just got done putting the turtle back in its shell

by Ishitoften December 31, 2020