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the berries are low on the turkey bush 

Your chances are good.
It's a bit of a crap-shoot, but the berries are low on the turkey bush.

Bush Turkey 

The action of taking a female/male companion to an area of thick vegetation and performing a "turkey slap".
John: I took Sally to the forest yesterday and gave her a bush turkey.
Bush Turkey by Nick Hairdryer October 26, 2010

Bush Turkey 

A man who is not competent while whistling to the wheatfield. Someone who can't perform Colonel Angus. A man who despite his best efforts simply cannot do a good job of eating out.
George Costanza: "I was South of the Border last night and she gave me... the tap". He must have been a real Bush Turkey.
Bush Turkey by bushturkey01 November 14, 2011

Bushman's Turkey

To furiously jettison mucus from the one's nose in geyser bursts. Block one nostril, apply large amounts of pressure through the other and aim downwards towards the ground. It should clear the nose instantly.

If not performed correctly, with sub-par pressure or dignity, one may be left with Jenolan Cave stalactites hanging from one's face perch.
Oh, look! Dave's banging out a Bushman's Turkey!

(Dave proceeds to excrete a series of lengthy mucus from his snoz)

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026