Like a turnicate to block blood from an area the turdicate is when you tighten your belt as far as you can to stop a turd coming out. It is usually used when you need to take a dump but something of importance is happening. It can also be used mid-dump so you get up and do it so it doesn't bother you. It can be risky though, sometimes it squeezes the crap out.
Guy 1: 'Dude where were you, you were nearly late'
Guy 2: 'I know i was taking a shit when i realised what time it was. I hat to turdicate it off'
An Italian anomaly. Much like a smallbadger with bad breath, it is a vociferous mating animal that has no regard for the aesthetics of its mating partner. The Italian bloodline of the animal forces its brain to develop an erection at even the most hideous of creatures.
He suffers from 'il Turcato.
I must put down this beer as I am developing il' Turcato.
Il' Turcato made me do it.
The act of taking and never ever ever giving back.
Man that guy is such a Turcato, he bought 1/8 of a bottle of bourbon, asked for a mixer then ate my dinner, drank my alcohol and then still left with his bourbon.
Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.