by Maemae82 February 14, 2018
Get the turicat mug.Like a turnicate to block blood from an area the turdicate is when you tighten your belt as far as you can to stop a turd coming out. It is usually used when you need to take a dump but something of importance is happening. It can also be used mid-dump so you get up and do it so it doesn't bother you. It can be risky though, sometimes it squeezes the crap out.
Guy 1: 'Dude where were you, you were nearly late'
Guy 2: 'I know i was taking a shit when i realised what time it was. I hat to turdicate it off'
Guy 2: 'I know i was taking a shit when i realised what time it was. I hat to turdicate it off'
by Orgasmic Wafro February 25, 2010
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An Italian anomaly. Much like a small badger with bad breath, it is a vociferous mating animal that has no regard for the aesthetics of its mating partner. The Italian bloodline of the animal forces its brain to develop an erection at even the most hideous of creatures.
He suffers from 'il Turcato.
I must put down this beer as I am developing il' Turcato.
Il' Turcato made me do it.
I must put down this beer as I am developing il' Turcato.
Il' Turcato made me do it.
by Harot April 12, 2005
Get the il' turcato mug.Man that guy is such a Turcato, he bought 1/8 of a bottle of bourbon, asked for a mixer then ate my dinner, drank my alcohol and then still left with his bourbon.
by Family Guy Fan 69 May 31, 2018
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