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A chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey. Often eaten on Thanksgiving.

Often considered the predecessor tobapork.
Honey, I need more than just turkey for dinner tonight -- how about fixing up some turducken?!
by Eli Kushan February 18, 2004
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During intimacy, the man wraps his scrotum and testicles around the shaft of his penis and inserts the whole thing into his partners vagina.
I've always wanted to try a Turducken, but it seems like too much meat for me.
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1. An erotic threesome involving birds: a turkey, a duck, and a hen.

From a cartoon drawn by David Farley in 2003 with three such birds exhausted in bed, with the caption below: "Having satisfied their curiosity, the three friends went their separate ways, and never discussed 'making a turducken' again."

2. Three birds in a barrel given as a Halloween treat, very similar in conception as the festive game, bobbing for apples. First used in the 2004 Homestar Runner Cartoon for Halloween.
"Bobbing for Turduckens!" --Homestar Runner
by Lace Valentine October 29, 2004
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sexual relations with three different women, usually of three different races, nationalities and/or hair colors, in the same twenty-four hour period
Steve pulled off a turducken last Saturday in the international dorm.

After yesterday's turducken, I'm pretty worn out.
by Touch Down May 01, 2014
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A euphemism for a giant shit. The kind of shit you pass while constipated. In the literal sense, a Turducken is a chicken, stuffed into a duck, stuffed into a turkey. In the shitting sense, its a big shit, stuffed into a bigger shit, stuffed into a giant shit. For men, this is the closest we'll ever get to experiencing child birth.
I haven't shat in three days, I can't wait to pass this turducken.
by djmx21 June 14, 2009
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A turducken is a deboned turkey stuffed inside of a deboned duck stuffed inside of a deboned chicken. Generally, turduckens are considered a specialty food and are very popular in Cajun cuisine. Preparing a turducken takes at least 15-18 hours, requires many ingredients, sells anywhere from $60 to upwards of $250, and demands great attention to detail when seasoning and stuffing.
Even turkitarians get tired of turkey at Thanksgiving dinner and buy a delicious turducken to celebrate the day the pilgrims came to America and settled at Plymouth Rock, Massachusetts.
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The act of having sexual relations with a fleshlight that has been inserted into the anus, or other orifice) of another person. Name derived from the "famous" dish of a turkey stuffed with a duck that's been stuffed with a chicken, made popular by the loud-mouthed, possibly mentally handicapped, John Madden. Could also possibly be called The Inception.
"I met this freaky chick last night and she was totally into making a turducken."
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