1. a presidential candidate whom campaigns against a giant douche. introduced by the creators of south park. 2. two pieces of bread with a juicy turd in the middle (a nutella sandwich?)
1. sometimes, its always the choice between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. 2. after the hot blumpkin, the couple both enjoyed a nice hot turd sandwich
by KDIZZO May 13, 2005

by TYME PART 2 November 04, 2004

by Kenny bo August 27, 2006

by ricflairismyfather October 03, 2005

someone who is pissing you off beyond belief. most commonly used when speaking of idiodic presedential candtidate.
by jiggawhut?! October 16, 2005

An odd form of courtship, performed when a guy takes a crap and the turd is on his ass and he smashes it into another guy's ass, making the turd squished between the two men's buns, making a sandwich.
by Nbruno UAC June 11, 2006

by german9pacman February 15, 2010
