turd of a bird Share definition Flag similar to turd muffin; a joking name to call someone. Jamie: Oh! I just beat you in Rapture! Dhara: You turd of a bird-not again... turd of a bird by Jamiest of the Lees November 11, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the turd of a bird mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
