A manure spreader; device commonly used by farmers to spread livestock feces on their fields to use as fertilizer.
"Dad's out in the field, pulling the turd hearse behind his tractor. He cleaned the hog house today."
by oldgeezer March 6, 2010
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Wilbur: Hell no...that's the turd hearse emptying the porta-shitter at momma's house!
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by saintsfanmd December 25, 2007
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