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A steaming turd placed between two slices of bread. Variations include; Turd burger with cheese, Turd BLT, and the turd muffin. Although, nobody has eaten one of these before, it's believed we all will by the year 2060.
"Who the hell ate my last turd burger?I'm hungry!" - Leon
by Jeremy December 08, 2004
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Instead of a beef patty, its a turd
Man 1:This burger you served me is turd
Man 2:Yes I Know thats because it is turd,Would like extra mayo on that turd burger
by DJ Gunn April 01, 2006
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Burger made to an inferior standard.
See - McDonalds
by schteve April 03, 2003
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A burger that tastes like absolute sh*t, but for some reason you still buy them - especially when hammered by alcohol.
McDeez drive-thru.......

McDeez dude: What would you like sir?

Jarrad: Gimme a few of them turdburgers you have there, b*tch.

McDeez dude: That will be $12.50, thank you.

Jarrad: It will be free, or I'll eat your whole f*cking family. We straight?

McDeez dude: Well, I'm not.

Jarrad: ...You on a break soon?
by Kevin.Moore May 22, 2010
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1)a piece of feces put between to slices of bread or buns
2)an insult
Person: shut up you turdburger
by Rachel Anne December 23, 2006
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A burger consisting of a bun and a turd, hence the term: turdburger
Deevo: "Hey guys! I had 3 turdburgers for lunch!"
by i seek the truth! March 17, 2003
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Nickname for the Buffalo Sabres' yellow alternate jerseys.
"It’s a third jersey. If it’s a turd burger I’ll have to put it on a bun and eat it. It’s the way it is."
by tjd92295 November 24, 2013
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