"After the Chevelle concert, I went into
turbo mode and blacked out. The next thing I knew I was gnawing on the bones of a large mammal, I think it was a cougar."
or
Guy 1: "Dude, what the hell, last night you beat the shit out of me and pissed on my
car"
Guy 2: "Did I? Sorry man, I had just gotten paid and I was in
turbo mode"
Guy 1: "Oh, you were in turbo mode, it's cool then"